On Month overdue

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today,but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call
from TNB (Tenaga Nasional Berhad) because the
electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to
Mrs. Sharma? "Yes...... speaking"
TNB guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the TNB guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files HOW ?????"
"Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
"GOD !!!!!!.........this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry......I am following orders.... I have to inform you are
overdue"
"I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ...
he will speak to your company tomorrow "

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and
he, mad as a bull, rushes to TNB office the next day
morning."What's going on? You have it on file that my
wife is a month overdue? What business is that of
yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at TNB, "it's nothing serious.
All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.
"What would my wife do then?"
the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."